
People generally make me angry with their antics. They are like monkeys in a pool when it comes to their decision making process. You want to just dunk their heads back into the water and hope that nature intervenes and removes them from the gene-pool. You hope their lifeless monkey-body floats to the top only to be picked apart by seagulls, small fish and the sun. Unfortunately this does not happen and what we are left with is this confused monkey in a pool waiting for you to toss it a beach ball or some similar round object so they can frolic and be merry. We need to learn to dunk their heads. This is the only effective way we can mitigate such dangers as beach balls, pool parties and other acts of chaos brought to us by them. Hope is not lost, eventually we, the intelligent ones, will surpass these fools and this will no longer be an issue. Until then, you are stuck with an office, a chair that squeaks and a monkey in a tie asking you why you are late again. Understand, he, like other monkeys, enjoys his water. Just dunk his head.
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